I thought I disliked Sat-navs as you know, but now it’s been confirmed & also upgraded to DESTEST! Why?? One fat yellow man – Homer Ruddy Simpson… Umm you got it… he’s changed the voice & now it has even more words (plus abuse) to spit at me as I drive, in fact 3200 of them or so I’ve just read to my utter delight as you can imagine.
Umm just had a thought *mwahahaha/bestest evil laugh* I wonder if Edward Cullen is available as a voice choice :D Uuummm now that could make a journey a little more fun (possibly more distracting too). If you don’t know who Edward is… Where ya been? He’s the ohh so yummy Vampire from Twilight (Newmoon Eclipse etc).
Ohh can’t believe I nearly forgot! Totally (in my opinion) funny story about Martin & his satnav. We’re travelling along & Martin asks me to switch on the sat nav & wait while it locates its position, then press enter as postcode is already entered *yawn*… I wait but nothing happens so I tell him, but then add “ohh hang there’s a message it says…. please lift sun-visor as can’t get clear signal”… I furrow my brow & look at him with the best puzzled look I can summon!
A very shocked Martin replies”WOW - how fucking clever… is that what it says”.
To which I reply (while laughing almost to death) “No you twat of course it doesn’t”! Well I laughed all the way around Edinburgh
Yer I know I'm a horrid wife... But way up here I have to find fun where I can & Martin makes himself such an easy target :D At least it gave the kids time off from my warped humour.
Ahh & on the smiley note I think that’s enough for now ;)
Let my week off commence!
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